Was born in Budapest, a real adventurer type, loves chicks. When he was asked in kindergarten what he wants to became as an adult – to be a retired-was the answer. He immigrated to America, where all women are blond with enormous boobs, which is basic if he wants to date with girls. His Miss Right is Christina Aguilera, whom he happens to meet personally, but their relationship doesn’t last too long. Short relationship resulted deep emotions in Christina, which she sings in one of her hit: „You could fuck me once, but you fucked it, so Good bye loser.”
Russian tank mechanic. Charitable, responsible man, arrived in Land of Promisses with his teenaged daughter, Anja. Vlad is always quick to act in case of work, but work cannot be more important than chicks, moreover…. According to his creed a grown up man should always have a job to support his own child. After several odd jobs, he is finally attanded to Glut-Co department store and faces a big, promising career. Though he earns the most amount of money in a Vodka drinking competition, which is not an accident at all. It would be such a pity to hide: Vlad loves and can much, very much. Is there anyone in America who can drink more than a Russian tank mechanic?
Vlad’s one and only cutie girl. The apple of Daddy’s eye. Anja is a real, attractive American teenaged girl, who wants nose jewelry and tattoos, so as to match her class mates. Anja is an excellent student at school and wants to attend a college or university. To support her, daddy has no other choice but undertaking various duties from gardening and piano carrying to doing the dishes.
Mexican immigrant, who arrived in Land of Promisses with passing round his hand made digged tunnel under Rio Grande. He is a labour jurist and a cook, but an expert of everything if it is necessary. If you want to manage any sticky stuff, just call Flaco, he defenately knows a buddy, who has some guy around, who is in touch with a dude, who has relations to help you. Flaco is committed to protect the ancient family recipe of the heart killer, greasy burritos full of meat and declined to change the American culinary habits with.
Mr. Splits Jackson
A truth teller, old dude. The one who helps his friends and neighbours generously at the expenses of his own golden teeth. He arrived in L.A. from Detroit in rough circumstances. In Detroit the local Broken Hearted Girls’ Club has been in tears since then. He has had more than 1000 affairs, including a Hungarian woman, which he never forgets to mention to gain appreciation.
Ms. Greta Knight
Greta Knigth is the most celebrated show-girl of Hollywood, whose most memorable role was in „Birth of a Nation” in 1915 as Old Lady number 4. Now she is the fearful landlady of Vista Del Mar hostel in full powers. Her strict heart can only be melt by one person: Vlad. She has felt unquenchable desire from the very first moment to have him and she uses all her sexual attraction to get him.
Celebrated world-famous pop star. She is the quintessence of Jóska’s dream. Due to an accident, she lost everything, even her spare clothes in a fire. Jóska’s enterprise tries to help the pop queen out of her trouble, when Los Angeles severe police arrives in the least awaited minute… Christina sings the story in her hit: „You could fuck me once, but you fucked it, so Good bye loser.”
Mr. Csapo – bar tender
Hungarian bar tender of a well-run club in L.A. His guests are all celebrities such as Tom Cruise’s charwoman’s brother, Sly Stallone, Madonna, Eminem and Ozzy Osbourne. Jacko is only waiting for his turn in the queue, Nick Nolte is not even allowed to walk in front of the club. Mr. Csapo sees the talent in Jóska as a bouncer and Mr. Csapo applies him for the job. Finally Jóska hits the jackpot and asked to be the manager of Mr. Csapo’s club in Las Vegas.
Magyar hangja: Kálloy-Molnár Péter
A natural born product manager, who can sell a fridge even to an eskimo. Only one man can eclipse him – Vlad. He is not only a perfect salesman at Glut-Clo., but an idol of women as well. Vlad’s boss does everything to gain his popularity and success.
A nuclear scientist from Pakistan who is, due to his different political views, forced to immigrate from Pakistan. His wife, his mother-in-law, his four daughters and a son, Rashid all masked as saint cows ran away from their birth place –Pakistan. Mr. Nazam now works as a tourist bus driver and shows sights of L.A. for all enquirers. He shows his scientific skills with pleasure – he can calculate in head easily that 100 L water is needed to a 400 HPS big engine to cool down.
Chinese immigrant, restaurant owner, who is quite mistrustful. He lives in Vista Del Mar with his wife and daughter Ming, who is Anja’s best friend. The restaurant is a family run business, in which all dishes on the menu has been 1 USD since the opening and of course hasn’t changed.
Ming’s Anja’s best friend and soul-mate. Beside school she is obliged to work in the family run restaurant, but she loves hanging around and get into exciting adventures with Anja whenever she can.
Mr.Nazam’s son who doesn’t seem to follow his father in scientific profession. His favourit activity is buzzing around Anja and Ming. As all teenagers he is also a wag and tries to avoid everything wich has got anything with responsibility.